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Welcome to MY world: Top ten reasons Geeks make good fathers

Uma mulher de um geek com os pés assentes na terra. :-)

Artificial Robotic Technician Used for Rational Assassination, Nocturnal Judo and Online Sabotage

Lifelike Intelligent Neohuman Assembled for Destruction, Accurate Violence and Immediate Diagnosis
GnuWin32 Summary

The GnuWin32 project provides Win32-versions of GNU tools, or tools with a similar open source licence. The ports are native ports, (...)


TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.


Podia ter sido eu, ou qualquer um dos meus filhos...

Gajo detido em Londres por ouvir Clash

A nuclear error, but I have no fear
Cause London is drowning and I, I live by the river!


Para recém-papás, e para papás de longo curso...

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Apple - Boot Camp


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